Oh NO!

I peed on Mommy's bed last night. I am grounded from getting up there now. Why can't I control my bladder???

I killed all my stuffed animal toys and they are now in the garbage grave yard. Why are my teeth so deadly?

I am on the prowl for open chip bags, bowls of popcorn, and anything that is on the floor that could potentionally be good to eat. Why am I such a carb junkie?

I bring in rocks, mulch, and mud into the house. Why am I so outdoorsy?

I try to help pick up laundry, shoes, and anything else on the floor. Why am I such a neat freak at times?

BECAUSE I'M A BIG DUMB LAB!! That's why!