Hello folks! I haven't posted in a while because I've just been busy enjoying life. This summer has been really cool having the kids around. I loved getting the extra attention and snacks. Evan likes to constantly touch my tail or lay on me. He's tried to ride me like a horse a few times but I don't really like that. He's a heavy kid! I did spend alot of time in my kennel which is really boring, because my humans are always on the go. Daddy went to Mexico and my sister Sprinkles decided to get really sick. She had to goto the doctor and be on special medications and food. Fortunately for me, she didn't like the vet's food and I ate it. Then after she got better, my family went away for 10 days, leaving me at my grandma's house with my BFF, Angel! We played hard every day and slept hard every night. I was pretty depressed when I went home, only because I missed being my friend everyday. The kids are back in school, which means more naps for me. I was a little irritated with being left at home last week while the kids were gone soooooo.... I ate one of Mommy's good shoes,(and got a big spanking for it!) I chewed the wood by the front door more, (I hear tabasco might me in store for me since the No Chew spray isn't working.) I ripped off and chewed up a tassle off Mommy's decorative pillow for her bed. I ate it. I was going to keep it a secret but I think they are on to me because the strings are starting to come out of my butt and Mommy is chasing me around the house trying to pull them out. I'm a dog, what to they expect from me? What goes in MUST come out. I really do think I need a support group though for my addiction to chewing. I always have to have something in my mouth. Usually I steal Jaelyn's stuffed animals when she is gone. I always have a shoe in my mouth if not a toy. Mommy says it's my oral fixation stage. Babies go through it so why wouldn't a puppy? I'm gonna be 11 months old Sept 7th and I turn 1 year old on October 7th! My mommy is planning a birthday party for me. We are inviting Angel, Onyx, Toby, and of course, Sprinkles. Mommy is going to goto Petco and get special goodie bags for my guests and we are going to get cupcakes. I can't wait! I've also figured out my job in this house. I'm here to protect the house from the wind, cars that drive by, and people that walk on the sidewalk. I use my deep, mean, bark to alert my people that we are in danger. I am on duty 24 hrs a day but my super hero hearing kicks in after the kids are in bed. I've been allowed to sleep with Jaelyn at night instead of in my cage. I love sleeping in a bed! But somenights, I lay on her bed and growl at the door because I hear loud sounds outside. It scares her and she thinks a kidnapper is coming for her. Doesn't she know I would protect her if that ever really happened? These are my peeps! I love people food. If it's on the table and they walk away, it's mine. Especially corndogs on a stick. That's easy to grab off the plate. If they are sitting on the couch and I use my sad eyes and get really close, they usually give me a bite. I got to eat leftover spaghetti once and barfed at my grandma's house three times so spaghetti is off the menu for me from now on. It's Sprinkle's favorite though.
So that's what's been going on here in my busy life. Stay tuned for more details about my birthday party!
No comments:
Post a Comment